Buy my art.
Buy my art.
Please, buy my art.
What will it take for you to buy my art?
Please buy my art.
Please buy my art
Do you want a photograph? I will make you a photograph
Do you want a painting? I will make you a painting
Do you want a sculpture? I will make you a sculpture
What will it take for you to buy my art?
Will prostrating myself do it?
Will having sex with you do it?
Will drawing blood do it?
Buy my art
Buy my art
Do you want highbrow art?
Do you want lowbrow art?
It doesn’t matter
as long as you buy it
I don’t care if you put it into storage
I don’t care if you resell it
I don’t care if you burn it to ash
Just buy my art
Why won’t you buy my art?
Why won’t you buy my art?
Buy my art.
Please buy my art.
Buy my art.

Theo Bochanis is a graduating senior in the BFA Photography department. Mr. Bochanis specializes in appropriation, video, self-portrait, and sculpture. Born and raised in Las Vegas, Mr. Bochanis now resides in Brooklyn.